Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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