You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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