Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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