do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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