There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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