i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
