Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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i've created a new STD.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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