whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I seem to have left my pride at pride
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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