Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I am spending my child support on dildos
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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