So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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