I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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