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im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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