I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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