We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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