i can't believe i had my finger in that
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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