Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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