What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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