so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
