JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i used baking grease as lip gloss
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
There's always time for handjobs
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
All the doctor said was why
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