Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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