Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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