How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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