covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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