I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
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Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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