My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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