This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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