There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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