found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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