I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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