Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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