if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
And then my night got REAL pukey
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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