so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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