No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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