addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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