I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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