I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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