and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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