I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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