I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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