Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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