BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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