Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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