You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I wish I only lived at night.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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