escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
the liver wants what the liver wants
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
