I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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