Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
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I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
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