Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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