He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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