Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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