how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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