Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
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he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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