I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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