in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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