how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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