I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
We got so high we made milksteak
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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