Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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