I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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