Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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